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Monday, May 26th, 2008

EPISODE 47 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRIE.
- BARRIE AND PETE TALK ABOUT BRITAIN’S CHLOE MARSHALL, THAT CHUNKSTER WHO WON BRITAIN’S BEAUTY PAGEANT. FOR SHAME!!!
- BARRIE THEN ADMITS THAT HE’D HAVE SEX WITH CHLOE MARSHALL!
- PETE THEN THROWS DOWN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
A) EITHER A BLOWJOB FROM DOCTOR WHO’S DAPHNE ASHBROOK, KATIE MANNING, NICOLA BRYANT AND BILLIE PIPER=SIMULTANEOUSLY, WHILE WATCHING THE LOST EPISODE #4 OF DOCTOR WHO “THE TENTH PLANET”.
B) OR: HAVE CHLOE MARSHALL AS A GIRLFRIEND FOR A YEAR!
BARRIE’S ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!
*all content is parody/satire/copyright their respective holders*
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008

- EPISODE 44: INSECT POLITICS (The anatomy of a Doctor Who fanboy)
- THE BREASTFEEDING CHINESE WOMAN SUPERCOP (She should be on Doctor Who as a multi-breasted alien!)
- BARRIE’S BIG FINISH AUDIOBOOK (Doctor Who) RECOMMENDATIONS.
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Monday, May 19th, 2008

- THE INSIDER MOLE IN BARRIE’S ASS FINALLY SPEAKS!
- THE INSIDER MOLE (IN BARRIE’S ASS) DISHES THE DIRT ON:
- WHY ECCELSTON *REALLY* LEFT DOCTOR WHO
- GARY RUSSELL’S POSSIBLE DEFECTION
- TROUBLE ON “SARAH JANE ADVENTURES”
- LAWRENCE MILES FIGHT WITH PAUL CORNELL!
*all BBC references is copyright of the BBC, etc please read the disclaimer on the web-page (all this is for comedy effect)*
Posted in Dr. Who, Doctor Who, Doctor Who Podcast, Torchwood, BBC, Sarah Jane Smith, Time Travel, Dalek, sex, Eccleston, Pizza, Tennant, Toronto, dating, senior citizen, censorship, DDT, Rose Tyler, Billie Piper, Tin Dog Podcast, john levene, COMEDY | No Comments »
Sunday, May 18th, 2008
DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER: CARDIFF CONFIDENTIAL A LEAKED AUDIOTAPE REVEALS THE SHOCKING ‘CREATIVE’ PROCESS HAPPENING OVER THE MAKING OF DOCTOR WHO!!!
- FUCKIN’ THE DOG - WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO. WE REVIEW “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”
- BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THE TIME LOST IN THEIR LIVES THANKS TO LISTENING TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST.
*EVERYTHING IN THIS PODCAST IS PURE FAKE AND FICTIONAL*
* DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST*
(ALL REFERENCES TO THE BBC IS COPYRIGHT THE BBC AND THEIR RESPECTIVE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS, PLEASE SEE OUR DISCLAIMERS. FUCK, AS IF WE DON’T DISCLAIM THIS FUCKING SHOW ENOUGH. THIS IS STRICTLY ADULT HUMOR)
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Saturday, May 17th, 2008

EPISODE 39 - THE REAL JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW *SPECIAL EPISODE*
VISIT JOHN’S WEBSITE AT (TELL JOHN YOU
HEARD HIS BATHROOM READ INTERVIEW!):
http://john-levene.com/
- JOHN DISHES THE DIRT ON KATIE MANNING, TELLS US WHAT IT WAS LIKE WORKING WITH JON PERTWEE
- LIFE AFTER DOCTOR WHO.
- JOHN GIVES PETE A LESSON IN MANNERS (LESSON: DON’T RAPE/BEAT WOMEN!)
- JOHN GIVES US A READING ON WHAT IF HE REPRISED HIS ROLE AS COLONEL BENTON! All copyright the BBC. Please read our bigass disclaimer on the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader blogsite.
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

E-MAIL US AT: DRWHOBATHROOMREADER@GMAIL.COM
IN THIS EPISODE:
- THE RETURN OF LINDSAY
- LINDSAY’S PISSED ABOUT “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”
- BARRIE, PETE AND LINDSAY HAVE A THREESOME OVER GOD, DOCTOR WHO, CREATIONISM VS. DARWINISM!
- LINDSAY’S DATING TIPS AND NICE CHURCH GIRLS VS. HOOKERS (PETE AND BARRIE’S FAVOURITE).
- BARRIE COMPLETELY PUSSIES OUT AND APOLOGIZES FOR EPISODE 7 & 8 (WHERE WE SCREW WITH LINDSAY).
- PETE GIVES BARRIE SHIT OVER ACTING LIKE A TOTAL GAYBLADE AND TELL’S BARRIE TO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH LINDSAY (AND DON’T MASTURBATE TO HER, BECAUSE PETE’S ALREADY DOING IT).
* ALL SATIRE/PARODY, COPYRIGHT THEIR RESPECTIVE HOLDERS *
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

- PETE GIVES THE BREAKDOWN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!
- LINDSAY FROM EPISODE 7/8 WILL BE BACK FOR EPISODE 36!
LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 1: http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/07/episode-7-guest-caller-lindsay-2-of-2/
LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 2:
http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/08/episode-8-lindsays-feedback-abyss/
- AN IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH DOCTOR WHO’S JOHN LEVENE!
- ‘FUCKIN’ THE DOG’. WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
- BARRIE ALMOST LOSES HIS MIND AGAIN!
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Sunday, May 11th, 2008

- BARRIE AND PETE’S TARDIS THEY ORDERED IN THE MAIL FINALLY COMES IN!!!
- LISTEN TO THE VERY FIRST ADVENTURE IN TIME & SPACE WITH PETE AND BARRIE!
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Friday, May 9th, 2008

- BARRIE AND PETE DO THE ENTIRE EPISODE VIA MINDLINK!
- ALUMINIUM DOG TOO WANTS TO TRY…
- MORE FALLOUT ON THE SONTARAN STRATAGEM FUCKUP. RUSSELL T. DAVIES FUCKUP.
- SPECIAL GUEST: THE MASTER! HE WEIGHS IN ON DOCTOR WHO’S RATING WOES.
- BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THE DEMISE/CANCELLATION OF PODSHOCK AND THE TIN DOG PODCAST.
- GOOGLE AD REVENUE! BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THEIR NEWFOUND WEALTH!
- UNGRATEFUL FUCKING DOCTOR WHO FANS.
Posted in Uncategorized, Doctor Who, Doctor Who Podcast, Torchwood, BBC, TARDIS, Sarah Jane Smith, K9, Time Travel, Cybermen, sex, sleaze, GAY, Eccleston, Pizza, Toronto, dating, STAR TREK, DDT, Rose Tyler | No Comments »
Thursday, May 1st, 2008

- BARRIE GIVES US SOME WHO-NEWS
- GENESIS OF THE DALEKS AND A RETROSPECTIVE ON THE TWIN DILEMMA’S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
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