Doctor Who Bathroom Reader

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE HATERS

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:20:53 +0000

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE ANTI-DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READERS.

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE HATERS.

DOCTOR WHO: EPISODE FINALE

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:47:52 +0000

DOCTOR WHO FINALE - BARRIE, PETE AND THE SPINKSTER

TALKS SMACK AND BREAKS WIND OVER THE PIECE OF SHIT RTD FINALE.

TOLD YOU SO

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:03:20 +0000

TOLD YOU SO YOU DUMBASSES!

EPISODE 38 - THE ALL RUMOR EPISODE May 15th, 2008

TWO FUCKING MONTHS EARLIER.

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER - ALWAYS RIGHT.

FUCK SFX

FUCK RTD

GOD BLESS AMERICA. SUPPORT THE TROOPS IN IRAQ/AFGHANISTAN.

EPISODE 57 - LINDSAY GET’S “DOCTOR PHIL” ON DOCTOR WHO

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:38:15 +0000

EPISODE 57 - LINDSAY GETS “DOCTOR PHIL” ON PETE AND BARRIE

- LINDSAY TALKS DOCTOR WHO

- LINDSAY GIVES LOVE ADVICE TO PETE AND BARRIE

- PETE WEIGHS IN ON MONOGAMY

- LINDSAY TALKS ABOUT BEING HAPPILY MARRIED

THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE. FUCK SFX MAGAZINE

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND THE FREE WORLD

Think you can stop me?

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:36:06 +0000

(source: SFX forum posting…where else?)

So now the dipshits at SFX are attempting to have me banned/excised/whatever from

Podbean. I want to make a few things “bright and sparkling clear”

#1 - Nothing you can do will ever get rid of this podcast. Even if Podbean were to delete it…the files will exist in perpetuity for all eternity on the countless hard drives/servers and other hosting venues scattered all over the internet.

#2 - IF, Podbean were to delete me account (this won’t happen) , I’ll simply post all the MP3/files, etc onto other COMPETING Podcast sites. If you dipshits (at SFX) seriously think you can bully/harass people into submission via whatever intimidation/attacks…PLEASE DON’T LET ME STOP YOU.

IF YOU START UP A PETITION TO BAN THIS PODCAST, I WILL BE THE FIRST TO SIGN IT.

#3 The only reason why I’m not making any new podcasts and you can think whatever you want to think is simple: I have other projects I need to attend to and a daily Doctor Who Podcast is too much work. I’m proud of what this podcast has accomplished and I take full and absolute credit for “THE” Colin Baker, phenomena. I Pete, of the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader takes full credit for the phenomena appearing on SFX magazine.

if it not were for I…none of this would of been possible. SFX staff, etc should be fucking THANKING ME.

No matter how you will try (and will fail) to hide/distort/rewrite history…the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.

YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIE.

Back to your mashed potatos and retard gravy.

- Pete.

My favourite issue of SFX!

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:06:07 +0000

My favourite issue of SFX yet!

episode 56 -

Pete weighs in on the SFX controvery,

a question for Dave Golder

& THE Colin Baker

EPISODE 54 - what do you see?

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:19:18 +0000

Episode 54 - what do you see?

Doctor Who Bathroom Reader

Doctor Who Bathroom Reader - BANNED

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:41:36 +0000

The reception I got from SFX.

Doesn’t matter. We’ve earned Colin Baker’s love, and that means more to us than all the SFX reviews combined (After all, we dedicated THREE PODCASTS in a row to “The Twin Dilemma”).

We have an old American saying:

SFX MAGAZINE/FORUM USERS: GO POUND SAND

- Pete and Barrie: THE TWIN DILEMMAS

SFX magazine’s “Response”

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:11:40 +0000

So much for “free speech” in fascist Britain.

Regardless: DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER SOLDIERS ON!

THE SFX: DAVE BRADLEY INTERVIEW & APOLOGY

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:26:42 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine.

EPISODE 53 - SFX MAGAZINE’S APOLOGY - DONNA NOBLE: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:36:07 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine

EPISODE 52 - THE SFX BACKLASH & BOSTOCK: BRIT MAN OF THE YEAR!

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:21:07 +0000

*** THERE IS RACIAL HUMOUR IN THIS EPISODE *** *** PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST ***

SFX MAGAZINE REVIEW OF DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER:

3 1/2 stars out of 5

“PARENTAL GUIDANCE! There’s adult language and strong views in this daily updated, US-created, comedy based WHO-cast. It’s odd stuff that misses as often as it hits but will make you laugh atleast once a ‘cast.But be warned-they hate new WHO and occasionally indulge in political rants that jar the Green Wing style sketches.”

IN THIS EPISODE:

- BARRIE AND PETE WEIGH IN ON SFX MAGAZINE’S REVIEW OF THE BATHROOM READER!

- BOSTOCK! BRIT OF THE YEAR!

- PETE EXPLAINS WHAT’S WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE!

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(All copyright their respective holders, everything else is a bigass JOKE)

EPISODE 51 - BLOODY AMERICANS!!!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:37:03 +0000

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER - BLOOODY AMERICANS!!!

- THE EQUALIZER HARASSES THE ALUMINIUM DOG AGAIN!!!

- THE ALUMINIUM DOG HAS HAD IT AND SHOWS HIS TRUE COLOURS OVER WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT THE AMERICANS!

- This was a recorded segment done back in April…but shelved for obvious reasons (It’s okay funny…but not shit-my-pants funny).

EPISODE 50 - A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF CRAP!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:00:11 +0000

- THE ALUMINIUM DOG GETS EQUALIZED!

- BARRIE VISITS PETE IN THE HOSPITAL, PETE’S GHOSTING!

- PETE AND BARRIE REVIEW DOCTOR WHO: ‘SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY’

- MORE DOCTOR WHO RUMORS! #3!

- BARRIE STILL THINKS THERE’S NO WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR THE NEW K-9 SERIES!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-9_(TV_series)

- TENNANT RUBBING HIS COCK ALL OVER MOFFAT’S FACE!

(PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER)

WE’RE IN SFX ISSUE #171! BARRIE AND PETE DO SCULLY!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:52:19 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine

day 1 - the visitor

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:13:30 +0000

day 1 - the visitor

epilogue

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 30 May 2008 10:23:53 +0000

epilogue

EPISODE 49 - THE LAST EPISODE

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:20:13 +0000

EPISODE 48 - ALL RUMORS #2 & PODSCHLOCK!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 28 May 2008 04:30:04 +0000

THE ALL RUMORS EPISODE #2

- PAUL MCGANN COMING BACK TO DOCTOR WHO!

- MORE DIRT ON “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER” SERIES!

- PODSCHLOCK (They couldn’t mix fucking scrambled eggs)

- ALUMINIUM DOG BIDS FAREWELL!

EPISODE 47 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRIE

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 27 May 2008 03:42:51 +0000

EPISODE 47 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRIE.

- BARRIE AND PETE TALK ABOUT BRITAIN’S CHLOE MARSHALL, THAT CHUNKSTER WHO WON BRITAIN’S BEAUTY PAGEANT. FOR SHAME!!!

- BARRIE THEN ADMITS THAT HE’D HAVE SEX WITH CHLOE MARSHALL!

- PETE THEN THROWS DOWN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:

A) EITHER A BLOWJOB FROM DOCTOR WHO’S DAPHNE ASHBROOK, KATIE MANNING, NICOLA BRYANT AND BILLIE PIPER=SIMULTANEOUSLY, WHILE WATCHING THE LOST EPISODE #4 OF DOCTOR WHO “THE TENTH PLANET”.

B) OR: HAVE CHLOE MARSHALL AS A GIRLFRIEND FOR A YEAR!

BARRIE’S ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!

*all content is parody/satire/copyright their respective holders*

Mandatory Viewing: Old Vs. New Doctor Who

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:35:14 +0000

This amazing video (By OTAKING) nails it on the fucking head COLD.

MANDATORY VIEWING. Please visit this guy’s youtube page and check out his other amazing videos!

Original youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUwGgRD51JA

WATCH THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH.

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 05:34:25 +0000

WATCH BARRIE AND PETE KICK THE SWEET SHIT OUT OF LOUIS AND KEN FROM PODSHOCK.

EPISODE 46 - THE RUSSELL T DAVIES INTERVIEW

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:35:34 +0000

- PETE DISHES HIS BRAND OF LOVE/DATING ADVICE: “EVERYTHING I LEARNT ABOUT DATING…I LEARNT FROM WATCHING “THE ROAD WARRIOR”

- THE EXCLUSIVE RUSSELL T. DAVIES INTERVIEW! A NO HOLDS BARRED INTERVIEW! A DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER EXCLUSIVE.

EPISODE 45 - PODSCHLOCK: AFTERFLUSH

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 24 May 2008 05:41:21 +0000

EPISODE 45 - PODSCHLOCK AFTERFLUSH.

- KEN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” DEEP “CALLS US OUT”

- THE DOCTOR WHO: PODSHOCK EPISODE WHERE THEY COVER RTD LEAVING DOCTOR WHO AND STEVEN MOFFAT COMING IN.

- PETE AND BARRIE GIVE THE REAL COUNTERSPIN TO PODSHOCK’S TRAPANI AND DEEP’S BLATANT FANBOY SPIN (REVISIONISM) - KEN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” DEEP OF DOCTOR WHO: PODSHOCK BITCHES ABOUT A ‘VOCAL MINORITY’ WHO BASHED DOCTOR WHO IN THE LATE 80′S…

- PETE BRINGS UP THE BASIC FACT IN WHICH LOUIS AND KEN OF PODSHOCK DON’T BRING UP (or blatantly change history): RUSSELL T. DAVIES WAS PART OF THAT ‘VOCAL MINORITY’ WHO HATED JNT’S LATE 80′S DOCTOR WHO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twin_Dilemma

“Fandom often holds the serial (DOCTOR WHO: THE TWIN DILEMMA) in a very low light, being regarded as one of the very worst serials in the history of the series (indeed in SFX #150 new series producer Russell T. Davies cites this story as “the beginning of the end” of Doctor Who).“

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*we reserve the right of ‘fair use’ to have clips of “Podshock” played on our podcast for informational/commentary. Everything else falls under the 1st amendment of satire/parody, and we cite Hustler Magazine v. Falwell*

EPISODE 44 - INSECT POLITICS & BARRIE’S BIG FINISH

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:23:35 +0000

- EPISODE 44: INSECT POLITICS (The anatomy of a Doctor Who fanboy)

- THE BREASTFEEDING CHINESE WOMAN SUPERCOP (She should be on Doctor Who as a multi-breasted alien!)

- BARRIE’S BIG FINISH AUDIOBOOK (Doctor Who) RECOMMENDATIONS.

EPISODE 43 - THE AFTERMATH EPISODE (RTD B.Y.E.) - & LIFE IN LONDON

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 22 May 2008 06:20:43 +0000

THE RTD AUTOPSY EPISODE!

- RTD B.Y.E.

- SFX MAGAZINE WILL REVIEW DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER!!!

- MORE FALLOUT/ANALYSIS ON RTD’S B.Y.E.

- INSIDER INFORMATION ON DOCTOR WHO’S CARDIFF PRODUCTION!

- RTD VS MOFFETT! (BARRIE AND PETE WEIGH IN).

dalekempire.co.uk whois!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:02:16 +0000

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT THE FUCKING BLOG!

from: dalekempire.co.uk

http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=dalekempire.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=42&WHOIS+Submit.y=13

EPISODE 42 - WE TOLD YOU SO! RTD IS GONE!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:23:49 +0000

DIRECT BBC LINK:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7411177.stm

- WE WERE RIGHT, AS SPOKEN ABOUT IN EPISODE 38 OF THE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER!!

- RUSSELL T. DAVIES IS GONE, STEVEN MOFFAT IS TAKING OVER!

WATCH OUT FOR WWW.DALEKEMPIRE.CO.UK TOMORROW!

ONLY ON THE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER! SO TO

ALL THE NAYSAYERS AND HATERS: GO POUND SAND!

*all BBC content, copyright the BBC, all other copyright their respective holders. This is satire/parody fan commentary/speculation. Barrie just keeps jumping in his Tardis and flying into the future and coming back with all this good info. THANK YOU BARRIE!*

EPISODE 41 - MO’RUMORS! (BARRIE’S MOLEY ASS!) - TIN DOG VS. ALUMINIUM DOG!

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 19 May 2008 07:38:04 +0000

- THE INSIDER MOLE IN BARRIE’S ASS FINALLY SPEAKS!

- THE INSIDER MOLE (IN BARRIE’S ASS) DISHES THE DIRT ON:

- WHY ECCELSTON *REALLY* LEFT DOCTOR WHO

- GARY RUSSELL’S POSSIBLE DEFECTION

- TROUBLE ON “SARAH JANE ADVENTURES”

- LAWRENCE MILES FIGHT WITH PAUL CORNELL!

*all BBC references is copyright of the BBC, etc please read the disclaimer on the web-page (all this is for comedy effect)*

EPISODE 40 - CARDIFF CONFIDENTIAL & FUCKIN’ THE DOG

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:32:00 +0000

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER: CARDIFF CONFIDENTIAL A LEAKED AUDIOTAPE REVEALS THE SHOCKING ‘CREATIVE’ PROCESS HAPPENING OVER THE MAKING OF DOCTOR WHO!!!

- FUCKIN’ THE DOG - WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO. WE REVIEW “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”

- BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THE TIME LOST IN THEIR LIVES THANKS TO LISTENING TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST.

*EVERYTHING IN THIS PODCAST IS PURE FAKE AND FICTIONAL*

* DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST*

(ALL REFERENCES TO THE BBC IS COPYRIGHT THE BBC AND THEIR RESPECTIVE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS, PLEASE SEE OUR DISCLAIMERS. FUCK, AS IF WE DON’T DISCLAIM THIS FUCKING SHOW ENOUGH. THIS IS STRICTLY ADULT HUMOR)

EPISODE 39 - THE REAL JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:26:49 +0000

EPISODE 39 - THE REAL JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW *SPECIAL EPISODE*

VISIT JOHN’S WEBSITE AT (TELL JOHN YOU HEARD HIS BATHROOM READ INTERVIEW!):

http://john-levene.com/

- JOHN DISHES THE DIRT ON KATIE MANNING, TELLS US WHAT IT WAS LIKE WORKING WITH JON PERTWEE

- LIFE AFTER DOCTOR WHO.

- JOHN GIVES PETE A LESSON IN MANNERS (LESSON: DON’T RAPE/BEAT WOMEN!)

- JOHN GIVES US A READING ON WHAT IF HE REPRISED HIS ROLE AS COLONEL BENTON! All copyright the BBC. Please read our bigass disclaimer on the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader blogsite.

EPISODE 38 - THE ALL RUMOR EPISODE

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:12:57 +0000

*** THIS IS A RUMOR/SPOILER PACKED EPISODE ***

*** PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST***

- BARRIE (FROM THE FUTURE) TALKS ABOUT THE FOLLOWING:

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- CHRISTOPHER ECCELSTON IS COMING BACK AS THE DOCTOR

- GEORGIA MOFFETT GETTING HER OWN DOCTOR WHO SERIES IN 2009

- RUSSELL T. DAVIES IS GETTING THE BOOT!

- THE BREAKDOWN AND FUCKUPS OF THE SEASON FINALE OF DOCTOR WHO

*all pictures copyright the BBC, and respective copyright*

EPISODE 37 - JOEY REYNOLDS ‘AMERICAN WHO’ INTERVIEW! & “The John Levene Incident”

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:55:24 +0000

- BARRIE AND PETE INTERVIEW JOEY REYNOLDS, HOST OF ‘AMERICAN WHO’

- CHECK OUT THE AMERICAN WHO PODCAST AT:

http://www.instituteforspacepolitics.org/amwho/

in this episode… - JOEY GOES ALL THINGS DOCTOR WHO, AND THAT THE ‘HONEYMOON IS OVER’

- “THAT THING ABOUT LOUIS TRAPANI/PODSHOCK”

- PETE’S RAGE AGAINST THE FANDOM MACHINE!

- JOEY ADMITS THAT DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER IS NUMBER ONE!

- A SNEAK ‘EXCERPT’ FOR THE UPCOMING JOHN LEVENE INCIDENT/INTERVIEW.

*all copyright their respective holders (BBC, etc)*

EPISODE 36 - THE RETURN OF LINDSAY - PISSED ABOUT “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER” - BARRIE’S IN LOVE

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:28:40 +0000

E-MAIL US AT: DRWHOBATHROOMREADER@GMAIL.COM

IN THIS EPISODE:

- THE RETURN OF LINDSAY

- LINDSAY’S PISSED ABOUT “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”

- BARRIE, PETE AND LINDSAY HAVE A THREESOME OVER GOD, DOCTOR WHO, CREATIONISM VS. DARWINISM!

- LINDSAY’S DATING TIPS AND NICE CHURCH GIRLS VS. HOOKERS (PETE AND BARRIE’S FAVOURITE).

- BARRIE COMPLETELY PUSSIES OUT AND APOLOGIZES FOR EPISODE 7 & 8 (WHERE WE SCREW WITH LINDSAY).

- PETE GIVES BARRIE SHIT OVER ACTING LIKE A TOTAL GAYBLADE AND TELL’S BARRIE TO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH LINDSAY (AND DON’T MASTURBATE TO HER, BECAUSE PETE’S ALREADY DOING IT).

* ALL SATIRE/PARODY, COPYRIGHT THEIR RESPECTIVE HOLDERS *

THE BATHROOM READER PROMO!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:35:37 +0000

all content copyright BBC. satire/parody/please don’t watch this.

EPISODE 35 - FUCKIN’ THE DOG, SONTARAN STYLE! & JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:40:15 +0000

- PETE GIVES THE BREAKDOWN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!

- LINDSAY FROM EPISODE 7/8 WILL BE BACK FOR EPISODE 36!

LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 1: http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/07/episode-7-guest-caller-lindsay-2-of-2/

LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 2:

http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/08/episode-8-lindsays-feedback-abyss/

- AN IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH DOCTOR WHO’S JOHN LEVENE!

- ‘FUCKIN’ THE DOG’. WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!

- BARRIE ALMOST LOSES HIS MIND AGAIN!

EPISODE 34 - THE CAUSALITY FACTOR

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:21:32 +0000

- BARRIE AND PETE’S TARDIS THEY ORDERED IN THE MAIL FINALLY COMES IN!!!

- LISTEN TO THE VERY FIRST ADVENTURE IN TIME & SPACE WITH PETE AND BARRIE!

No episodes this weekend dipshits! I’m takin’ the breaks

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:13:10 +0000

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