Doctor Who Bathroom Reader

EPISODE 61 - PODSCHLOCK’S SPONSOR!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 30 May 2009 06:04:50 +0000

- EPISODE 61 - DOCTOR WHO PODSCHLOCK SPONSOR! - Ken “FUck me in the Ass” Deep and the MIcro-Micro condom sponsor! - Doctor Who

EPISODE 60 - JUMPCON JUSTICE

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:31:42 +0000

- MORE JUMPCON NEWS, UPDATES ON THIS FIASCO

- SHANE SENTER UPDATE (HE’S PRACTICING HIS ANAL MUSCLES FOR BUBBA IN THE SLAMMER)

- LOUIS “THE COCK” TRAPANI AND KEN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” DEEP. PETE’S INSIGHT.

GOOGLE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER

Some links worth checking out:

http://www.airlockalpha.com/news426378.html

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jumpconjustice/

http://greycoupon.livejournal.com/281485.html

EPISODE 59 - THE PEOPLE VS. SHANE SENTER (AND HIS BITCHES)

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 21 May 2009 06:22:29 +0000

WARNING: DON’T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.

http://www.airlockalpha.com/news426300.html

This episode ‘calls out’ Louis Trapani/Ken Deep of “Podshock” who promoted the disaster

“Jumpcon” even when all the warning signs (blogosphere) were SCREAMING that this

was a SCAM…Trapani and Deep basically ignored all the warning signs and promoted

this disaster.

Shane Senter will get his day in court…but what about his accomplices?

EPISODE 58 - RESSURECTION

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:21:22 +0000

Actually it’s episode 58

- PETE AND BARRIE’S ONLY FAN

- PETE AND BARRIE ‘09

- LOUIS TRAPANI/KEN DEEP = SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING PART OF THE JUMP-CON

JUMPCONNED!

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:58:55 +0000

“Obviously for me, it goes even beyond that as my loss is more than just a convention appearance. This was to be my livelihood. I had invested myself on being on tour (Jumpcon) for the remainder of the year. I am still in the process of readjusting and having to switch gears so to speak.” - Podshock’s Louis Trapani

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE HATERS

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:20:53 +0000

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE ANTI-DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READERS.

A MESSAGE TO ALL THE HATERS.

DOCTOR WHO: EPISODE FINALE

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:47:52 +0000

DOCTOR WHO FINALE - BARRIE, PETE AND THE SPINKSTER

TALKS SMACK AND BREAKS WIND OVER THE PIECE OF SHIT RTD FINALE.

TOLD YOU SO

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:03:20 +0000

TOLD YOU SO YOU DUMBASSES!

EPISODE 38 - THE ALL RUMOR EPISODE May 15th, 2008

TWO FUCKING MONTHS EARLIER.

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER - ALWAYS RIGHT.

FUCK SFX

FUCK RTD

GOD BLESS AMERICA. SUPPORT THE TROOPS IN IRAQ/AFGHANISTAN.

EPISODE 57 - LINDSAY GET’S “DOCTOR PHIL” ON DOCTOR WHO

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:38:15 +0000

EPISODE 57 - LINDSAY GETS “DOCTOR PHIL” ON PETE AND BARRIE

- LINDSAY TALKS DOCTOR WHO

- LINDSAY GIVES LOVE ADVICE TO PETE AND BARRIE

- PETE WEIGHS IN ON MONOGAMY

- LINDSAY TALKS ABOUT BEING HAPPILY MARRIED

THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE. FUCK SFX MAGAZINE

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND THE FREE WORLD

Think you can stop me?

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:36:06 +0000

(source: SFX forum posting…where else?)

So now the dipshits at SFX are attempting to have me banned/excised/whatever from

Podbean. I want to make a few things “bright and sparkling clear”

#1 - Nothing you can do will ever get rid of this podcast. Even if Podbean were to delete it…the files will exist in perpetuity for all eternity on the countless hard drives/servers and other hosting venues scattered all over the internet.

#2 - IF, Podbean were to delete me account (this won’t happen) , I’ll simply post all the MP3/files, etc onto other COMPETING Podcast sites. If you dipshits (at SFX) seriously think you can bully/harass people into submission via whatever intimidation/attacks…PLEASE DON’T LET ME STOP YOU.

IF YOU START UP A PETITION TO BAN THIS PODCAST, I WILL BE THE FIRST TO SIGN IT.

#3 The only reason why I’m not making any new podcasts and you can think whatever you want to think is simple: I have other projects I need to attend to and a daily Doctor Who Podcast is too much work. I’m proud of what this podcast has accomplished and I take full and absolute credit for “THE” Colin Baker, phenomena. I Pete, of the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader takes full credit for the phenomena appearing on SFX magazine.

if it not were for I…none of this would of been possible. SFX staff, etc should be fucking THANKING ME.

No matter how you will try (and will fail) to hide/distort/rewrite history…the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.

YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIE.

Back to your mashed potatos and retard gravy.

- Pete.

My favourite issue of SFX!

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:06:07 +0000

My favourite issue of SFX yet!

episode 56 -

Pete weighs in on the SFX controvery,

a question for Dave Golder

& THE Colin Baker

EPISODE 54 - what do you see?

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:19:18 +0000

Episode 54 - what do you see?

Doctor Who Bathroom Reader

Doctor Who Bathroom Reader - BANNED

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:41:36 +0000

The reception I got from SFX.

Doesn’t matter. We’ve earned Colin Baker’s love, and that means more to us than all the SFX reviews combined (After all, we dedicated THREE PODCASTS in a row to “The Twin Dilemma”).

We have an old American saying:

SFX MAGAZINE/FORUM USERS: GO POUND SAND

- Pete and Barrie: THE TWIN DILEMMAS

SFX magazine’s “Response”

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:11:40 +0000

So much for “free speech” in fascist Britain.

Regardless: DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER SOLDIERS ON!

THE SFX: DAVE BRADLEY INTERVIEW & APOLOGY

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:26:42 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine.

EPISODE 53 - SFX MAGAZINE’S APOLOGY - DONNA NOBLE: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:36:07 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine

EPISODE 52 - THE SFX BACKLASH & BOSTOCK: BRIT MAN OF THE YEAR!

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:21:07 +0000

*** THERE IS RACIAL HUMOUR IN THIS EPISODE *** *** PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST ***

SFX MAGAZINE REVIEW OF DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER:

3 1/2 stars out of 5

“PARENTAL GUIDANCE! There’s adult language and strong views in this daily updated, US-created, comedy based WHO-cast. It’s odd stuff that misses as often as it hits but will make you laugh atleast once a ‘cast.But be warned-they hate new WHO and occasionally indulge in political rants that jar the Green Wing style sketches.”

IN THIS EPISODE:

- BARRIE AND PETE WEIGH IN ON SFX MAGAZINE’S REVIEW OF THE BATHROOM READER!

- BOSTOCK! BRIT OF THE YEAR!

- PETE EXPLAINS WHAT’S WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE!

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(All copyright their respective holders, everything else is a bigass JOKE)

EPISODE 51 - BLOODY AMERICANS!!!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:37:03 +0000

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER - BLOOODY AMERICANS!!!

- THE EQUALIZER HARASSES THE ALUMINIUM DOG AGAIN!!!

- THE ALUMINIUM DOG HAS HAD IT AND SHOWS HIS TRUE COLOURS OVER WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT THE AMERICANS!

- This was a recorded segment done back in April…but shelved for obvious reasons (It’s okay funny…but not shit-my-pants funny).

EPISODE 50 - A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF CRAP!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:00:11 +0000

- THE ALUMINIUM DOG GETS EQUALIZED!

- BARRIE VISITS PETE IN THE HOSPITAL, PETE’S GHOSTING!

- PETE AND BARRIE REVIEW DOCTOR WHO: ‘SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY’

- MORE DOCTOR WHO RUMORS! #3!

- BARRIE STILL THINKS THERE’S NO WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR THE NEW K-9 SERIES!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-9_(TV_series)

- TENNANT RUBBING HIS COCK ALL OVER MOFFAT’S FACE!

(PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER)

WE’RE IN SFX ISSUE #171! BARRIE AND PETE DO SCULLY!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:52:19 +0000

File removed at the request of Future, SFX Magazine

day 1 - the visitor

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:13:30 +0000

day 1 - the visitor

epilogue

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 30 May 2008 10:23:53 +0000

epilogue

EPISODE 49 - THE LAST EPISODE

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:20:13 +0000

EPISODE 48 - ALL RUMORS #2 & PODSCHLOCK!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 28 May 2008 04:30:04 +0000

THE ALL RUMORS EPISODE #2

- PAUL MCGANN COMING BACK TO DOCTOR WHO!

- MORE DIRT ON “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER” SERIES!

- PODSCHLOCK (They couldn’t mix fucking scrambled eggs)

- ALUMINIUM DOG BIDS FAREWELL!

EPISODE 47 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRIE

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 27 May 2008 03:42:51 +0000

EPISODE 47 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRIE.

- BARRIE AND PETE TALK ABOUT BRITAIN’S CHLOE MARSHALL, THAT CHUNKSTER WHO WON BRITAIN’S BEAUTY PAGEANT. FOR SHAME!!!

- BARRIE THEN ADMITS THAT HE’D HAVE SEX WITH CHLOE MARSHALL!

- PETE THEN THROWS DOWN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:

A) EITHER A BLOWJOB FROM DOCTOR WHO’S DAPHNE ASHBROOK, KATIE MANNING, NICOLA BRYANT AND BILLIE PIPER=SIMULTANEOUSLY, WHILE WATCHING THE LOST EPISODE #4 OF DOCTOR WHO “THE TENTH PLANET”.

B) OR: HAVE CHLOE MARSHALL AS A GIRLFRIEND FOR A YEAR!

BARRIE’S ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!

*all content is parody/satire/copyright their respective holders*

Mandatory Viewing: Old Vs. New Doctor Who

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:35:14 +0000

This amazing video (By OTAKING) nails it on the fucking head COLD.

MANDATORY VIEWING. Please visit this guy’s youtube page and check out his other amazing videos!

Original youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUwGgRD51JA

WATCH THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH.

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 05:34:25 +0000

WATCH BARRIE AND PETE KICK THE SWEET SHIT OUT OF LOUIS AND KEN FROM PODSHOCK.

EPISODE 46 - THE RUSSELL T DAVIES INTERVIEW

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:35:34 +0000

- PETE DISHES HIS BRAND OF LOVE/DATING ADVICE: “EVERYTHING I LEARNT ABOUT DATING…I LEARNT FROM WATCHING “THE ROAD WARRIOR”

- THE EXCLUSIVE RUSSELL T. DAVIES INTERVIEW! A NO HOLDS BARRED INTERVIEW! A DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER EXCLUSIVE.

EPISODE 45 - PODSCHLOCK: AFTERFLUSH

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 24 May 2008 05:41:21 +0000

EPISODE 45 - PODSCHLOCK AFTERFLUSH.

- KEN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” DEEP “CALLS US OUT”

- THE DOCTOR WHO: PODSHOCK EPISODE WHERE THEY COVER RTD LEAVING DOCTOR WHO AND STEVEN MOFFAT COMING IN.

- PETE AND BARRIE GIVE THE REAL COUNTERSPIN TO PODSHOCK’S TRAPANI AND DEEP’S BLATANT FANBOY SPIN (REVISIONISM) - KEN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” DEEP OF DOCTOR WHO: PODSHOCK BITCHES ABOUT A ‘VOCAL MINORITY’ WHO BASHED DOCTOR WHO IN THE LATE 80′S…

- PETE BRINGS UP THE BASIC FACT IN WHICH LOUIS AND KEN OF PODSHOCK DON’T BRING UP (or blatantly change history): RUSSELL T. DAVIES WAS PART OF THAT ‘VOCAL MINORITY’ WHO HATED JNT’S LATE 80′S DOCTOR WHO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twin_Dilemma

“Fandom often holds the serial (DOCTOR WHO: THE TWIN DILEMMA) in a very low light, being regarded as one of the very worst serials in the history of the series (indeed in SFX #150 new series producer Russell T. Davies cites this story as “the beginning of the end” of Doctor Who).“

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*we reserve the right of ‘fair use’ to have clips of “Podshock” played on our podcast for informational/commentary. Everything else falls under the 1st amendment of satire/parody, and we cite Hustler Magazine v. Falwell*

EPISODE 44 - INSECT POLITICS & BARRIE’S BIG FINISH

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:23:35 +0000

- EPISODE 44: INSECT POLITICS (The anatomy of a Doctor Who fanboy)

- THE BREASTFEEDING CHINESE WOMAN SUPERCOP (She should be on Doctor Who as a multi-breasted alien!)

- BARRIE’S BIG FINISH AUDIOBOOK (Doctor Who) RECOMMENDATIONS.

EPISODE 43 - THE AFTERMATH EPISODE (RTD B.Y.E.) - & LIFE IN LONDON

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 22 May 2008 06:20:43 +0000

THE RTD AUTOPSY EPISODE!

- RTD B.Y.E.

- SFX MAGAZINE WILL REVIEW DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER!!!

- MORE FALLOUT/ANALYSIS ON RTD’S B.Y.E.

- INSIDER INFORMATION ON DOCTOR WHO’S CARDIFF PRODUCTION!

- RTD VS MOFFETT! (BARRIE AND PETE WEIGH IN).

dalekempire.co.uk whois!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:02:16 +0000

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT THE FUCKING BLOG!

from: dalekempire.co.uk

http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=dalekempire.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=42&WHOIS+Submit.y=13

EPISODE 42 - WE TOLD YOU SO! RTD IS GONE!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:23:49 +0000

DIRECT BBC LINK:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7411177.stm

- WE WERE RIGHT, AS SPOKEN ABOUT IN EPISODE 38 OF THE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER!!

- RUSSELL T. DAVIES IS GONE, STEVEN MOFFAT IS TAKING OVER!

WATCH OUT FOR WWW.DALEKEMPIRE.CO.UK TOMORROW!

ONLY ON THE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER! SO TO

ALL THE NAYSAYERS AND HATERS: GO POUND SAND!

*all BBC content, copyright the BBC, all other copyright their respective holders. This is satire/parody fan commentary/speculation. Barrie just keeps jumping in his Tardis and flying into the future and coming back with all this good info. THANK YOU BARRIE!*

EPISODE 41 - MO’RUMORS! (BARRIE’S MOLEY ASS!) - TIN DOG VS. ALUMINIUM DOG!

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 19 May 2008 07:38:04 +0000

- THE INSIDER MOLE IN BARRIE’S ASS FINALLY SPEAKS!

- THE INSIDER MOLE (IN BARRIE’S ASS) DISHES THE DIRT ON:

- WHY ECCELSTON *REALLY* LEFT DOCTOR WHO

- GARY RUSSELL’S POSSIBLE DEFECTION

- TROUBLE ON “SARAH JANE ADVENTURES”

- LAWRENCE MILES FIGHT WITH PAUL CORNELL!

*all BBC references is copyright of the BBC, etc please read the disclaimer on the web-page (all this is for comedy effect)*

EPISODE 40 - CARDIFF CONFIDENTIAL & FUCKIN’ THE DOG

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:32:00 +0000

DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER: CARDIFF CONFIDENTIAL A LEAKED AUDIOTAPE REVEALS THE SHOCKING ‘CREATIVE’ PROCESS HAPPENING OVER THE MAKING OF DOCTOR WHO!!!

- FUCKIN’ THE DOG - WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO. WE REVIEW “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”

- BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THE TIME LOST IN THEIR LIVES THANKS TO LISTENING TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST.

*EVERYTHING IN THIS PODCAST IS PURE FAKE AND FICTIONAL*

* DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST*

(ALL REFERENCES TO THE BBC IS COPYRIGHT THE BBC AND THEIR RESPECTIVE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS, PLEASE SEE OUR DISCLAIMERS. FUCK, AS IF WE DON’T DISCLAIM THIS FUCKING SHOW ENOUGH. THIS IS STRICTLY ADULT HUMOR)

EPISODE 39 - THE REAL JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:26:49 +0000

EPISODE 39 - THE REAL JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW *SPECIAL EPISODE*

VISIT JOHN’S WEBSITE AT (TELL JOHN YOU HEARD HIS BATHROOM READ INTERVIEW!):

http://john-levene.com/

- JOHN DISHES THE DIRT ON KATIE MANNING, TELLS US WHAT IT WAS LIKE WORKING WITH JON PERTWEE

- LIFE AFTER DOCTOR WHO.

- JOHN GIVES PETE A LESSON IN MANNERS (LESSON: DON’T RAPE/BEAT WOMEN!)

- JOHN GIVES US A READING ON WHAT IF HE REPRISED HIS ROLE AS COLONEL BENTON! All copyright the BBC. Please read our bigass disclaimer on the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader blogsite.

EPISODE 38 - THE ALL RUMOR EPISODE

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:12:57 +0000

*** THIS IS A RUMOR/SPOILER PACKED EPISODE ***

*** PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST***

- BARRIE (FROM THE FUTURE) TALKS ABOUT THE FOLLOWING:

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- CHRISTOPHER ECCELSTON IS COMING BACK AS THE DOCTOR

- GEORGIA MOFFETT GETTING HER OWN DOCTOR WHO SERIES IN 2009

- RUSSELL T. DAVIES IS GETTING THE BOOT!

- THE BREAKDOWN AND FUCKUPS OF THE SEASON FINALE OF DOCTOR WHO

*all pictures copyright the BBC, and respective copyright*

EPISODE 37 - JOEY REYNOLDS ‘AMERICAN WHO’ INTERVIEW! & “The John Levene Incident”

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:55:24 +0000

- BARRIE AND PETE INTERVIEW JOEY REYNOLDS, HOST OF ‘AMERICAN WHO’

- CHECK OUT THE AMERICAN WHO PODCAST AT:

http://www.instituteforspacepolitics.org/amwho/

in this episode… - JOEY GOES ALL THINGS DOCTOR WHO, AND THAT THE ‘HONEYMOON IS OVER’

- “THAT THING ABOUT LOUIS TRAPANI/PODSHOCK”

- PETE’S RAGE AGAINST THE FANDOM MACHINE!

- JOEY ADMITS THAT DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER IS NUMBER ONE!

- A SNEAK ‘EXCERPT’ FOR THE UPCOMING JOHN LEVENE INCIDENT/INTERVIEW.

*all copyright their respective holders (BBC, etc)*

EPISODE 36 - THE RETURN OF LINDSAY - PISSED ABOUT “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER” - BARRIE’S IN LOVE

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:28:40 +0000

E-MAIL US AT: DRWHOBATHROOMREADER@GMAIL.COM

IN THIS EPISODE:

- THE RETURN OF LINDSAY

- LINDSAY’S PISSED ABOUT “THE DOCTOR’S DAUGHTER”

- BARRIE, PETE AND LINDSAY HAVE A THREESOME OVER GOD, DOCTOR WHO, CREATIONISM VS. DARWINISM!

- LINDSAY’S DATING TIPS AND NICE CHURCH GIRLS VS. HOOKERS (PETE AND BARRIE’S FAVOURITE).

- BARRIE COMPLETELY PUSSIES OUT AND APOLOGIZES FOR EPISODE 7 & 8 (WHERE WE SCREW WITH LINDSAY).

- PETE GIVES BARRIE SHIT OVER ACTING LIKE A TOTAL GAYBLADE AND TELL’S BARRIE TO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH LINDSAY (AND DON’T MASTURBATE TO HER, BECAUSE PETE’S ALREADY DOING IT).

* ALL SATIRE/PARODY, COPYRIGHT THEIR RESPECTIVE HOLDERS *

THE BATHROOM READER PROMO!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:35:37 +0000

all content copyright BBC. satire/parody/please don’t watch this.

EPISODE 35 - FUCKIN’ THE DOG, SONTARAN STYLE! & JOHN LEVENE INTERVIEW!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:40:15 +0000

- PETE GIVES THE BREAKDOWN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!

- LINDSAY FROM EPISODE 7/8 WILL BE BACK FOR EPISODE 36!

LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 1: http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/07/episode-7-guest-caller-lindsay-2-of-2/

LINDSAY INTERVIEW PART 2:

http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/08/episode-8-lindsays-feedback-abyss/

- AN IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH DOCTOR WHO’S JOHN LEVENE!

- ‘FUCKIN’ THE DOG’. WE LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!

- BARRIE ALMOST LOSES HIS MIND AGAIN!

EPISODE 34 - THE CAUSALITY FACTOR

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:21:32 +0000

- BARRIE AND PETE’S TARDIS THEY ORDERED IN THE MAIL FINALLY COMES IN!!!

- LISTEN TO THE VERY FIRST ADVENTURE IN TIME & SPACE WITH PETE AND BARRIE!

No episodes this weekend dipshits! I’m takin’ the breaks

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:13:10 +0000

always feel free to drop us a line as: drwhobathroomreader@gmail.com

EPISODE 33 - THE THREE HOSTS, MORE SONTARAN CRAP, SPECIAL GUEST: THE MASTER!

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:59:24 +0000

- BARRIE AND PETE DO THE ENTIRE EPISODE VIA MINDLINK!

- ALUMINIUM DOG TOO WANTS TO TRY…

- MORE FALLOUT ON THE SONTARAN STRATAGEM FUCKUP. RUSSELL T. DAVIES FUCKUP.

- SPECIAL GUEST: THE MASTER! HE WEIGHS IN ON DOCTOR WHO’S RATING WOES.

- BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THE DEMISE/CANCELLATION OF PODSHOCK AND THE TIN DOG PODCAST.

- GOOGLE AD REVENUE! BARRIE AND PETE DISCUSS THEIR NEWFOUND WEALTH!

- UNGRATEFUL FUCKING DOCTOR WHO FANS.

EPISODE 32 - BARRIE GIVES DOCTOR WHO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! (EXTRA!)

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:56:17 +0000

- BARRIE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE NEW DOCTOR WHO!!!

- BARRIE BITCHES ABOUT IAN “FUCK ME IN THE ASS” LEVINE, AND HIS BULLSHIT DOCTOR WHO FANBOY WEBSITE.

- BARRIE GIVES RUSSEL T. DAVIES A CHAIRSHOT!

- PETE CONTRADICTS HIMSELF! BUT BARRIE NOW AGREES WITH EVERYTHING PETE HAS BEEN SAYING FOR EONS ABOUT THE NEW DOCTOR WHO!

- TIN DOG STILL SUCKS BALLS!

THIS ACTION PACKED EPISODE WILL LEAVE YOU SCARED SHITLESS OVER THE FUTURE OF DOCTOR WHO!

EPISODE 31 - TOM BAKER EXCLUSIVE - GOD AND DOCTOR WHO

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:51:11 +0000

EPISODE 31 - TOM BAKER EXCLUSIVE - GOD AND DOCTOR WHO

- TOM BAKER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW! (A BARRIE EXCLUSIVE!)

- BARRIE’S BITCHING ABOUT OTHER FAN PODCASTS

- PETE’S BITCHING ABOUT DOCTOR WHO BOOSTING CHURCH POPULARITY.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23646148-5005961,00.html

- PETE RAMBLES ON ABOUT ‘THREADS’, WATCH IT!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2023790698427111488

- PETE’S TAKE ON JOSEF FRITZL

*everything here is parody satire, all copyright to their respective holders/BBC*

EPISODE 30 - BARRIE’S FAN CLUB DAYS 2 OF 2 - MO’ TWIN DILEMMA!!!

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:02:56 +0000

THE MAN WHO REGREW A FINGER (COMMENTARY LINK):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7354458.stm

- BARRIE RECOLLECTS HIS 80′S DOCTOR WHO FAN CLUB DAYS AND THE MONTHLY MEETINGS HE HAD (MUST LISTEN)

- MO’ DOCTOR WHO TWIN DILEMMA MADNESS! CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE ‘OLE TWIN DILEMMA!

- DOCTOR WHO’S TOMB OF THE CYBERMEN! CAN’T LOSE! YOU CAN’T LOSE!!!

EPISODE 29 - BARRIE’S IRON MAN REVIEW - MORE 80′S NOSTALGIA FROM BARRIE PART 1 OF 2

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:26:27 +0000

- BARRIE’S (spoiler free) IRON MAN REVIEW

- MORE 80′S NOSTALGIA FROM BARRIE PART 1 OF 2 MEETING UP IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH 30 OTHER DOCTOR WHO NERDS TO WATCH AN ADVANCED COPY OF “THE TWIN DILEMMA”!

EPISODE 28 - 25TH ANNIVERSARY RETROSPECT, ALUMINIUM DOG PROMO

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:26:22 +0000

- 25TH EPISODE ANNIVERSARY RETROSPECTIVE OF THE DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER

- ALUMINIUM DOG PROMO!

- PETE’S TECH MUSINGS, THE WWW.RED.COM CAMERA AND HOW GRAND THEFT AUTO IV WILL FUCK WITH IRON MAN.

- NOTE TO BBC: OPEN SOURCE DOCTOR WHO NOW!

EPISODE 27 - WHO-NEWS, GENESIS OF THE DALEKS & TWIN DILEMMA!

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:31:25 +0000

- BARRIE GIVES US SOME WHO-NEWS

- GENESIS OF THE DALEKS AND A RETROSPECTIVE ON THE TWIN DILEMMA’S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!

EPISODE 26 - BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE BATHROOM READER & “THE ALL RACIST EPISODE”

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:25:02 +0000

THIS FOLLOWING EPISODE TAKES PLACE AFTER AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH BARRIE ASKED PETE NOT TO AIR.

- BEHIND THE SCENES (AFTERMATH OF A BOTCHED INTERVIEW)

- BARRIE AND PETE HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE UPCOMING DISCUSSION OF OUR “ALL RACIST EPISODE”

EPISODE 25 - PODPLAY “10TH PLANET CYBERMAN WAITING FOR THE BUS!” - FAN MAIL & WE’RE STILL #5!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:11:15 +0000

OUR 25TH EPISODE!

- “THE TENTH PLANET CYBERMAN WAITING FOR THE BUS” AN ORIGINAL DOCTOR WHO BATHROOM READER PODPLAY!

- BARRIE AND PETE TALK ABOUT SOME FAN MAIL THEY’VE RECEIVED

- BARRIE BITCHES ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DOCTOR WHO FANFILMS

- AND MORE ROB HUBBARD COMMODORE 64 GOODNESS!

EPISODE 24 - THE BILLIE PIPER INTERVIEW!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:34:13 +0000

EPISODE 24 - THE BILLIE PIPER INTERVIEW!

- BILLIE TALKS ABOUT HER NEW SCENES ON DOCTOR WHO!

- LIFE AFTER DOCTOR WHO

- BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

- IMAGE AND HER BATTLE WITH WEIGHT.

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*parody/satire, not intended to be taken seriously, the voices are all fake*

EPISODE 23 - PETE REVIEWS “Planet of the Ood”

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:05:45 +0000

- PETE REVIEWS DOCTOR WHO “PLANET OF THE OoD”

- THE REAL OVERLORDS IS GOVERNMENT AND ‘GOOD INTENTIONS’

WATCH THIS VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSYla0y9Wcs

EPISODE 22 - THE AUDIO PLAY “DOCTOR PLAYING DOCTOR”!

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:09:00 +0000

- OUR FIRST EVER DOCTOR WHO AUDIO PLAY!

DOCTOR WHO IN “THE DOCTOR PLAYING DOCTOR”

STARRING “LOUIS BUKKAKE” AS LITTLE BILLIE AND THE ALUMINIUM DOG AS THE DOCTOR!

EPISODE 21 - FUCKIN’ THE DOG - BLOWJOBS ARE RAPE! - HVSC!!!

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:50:27 +0000

- “FUCKIN’ THE DOG” - WE REVIEW THE ‘TIN DOG PODCAST 4.03 ‘PLANET OF OOD’ IN TWO MINUTES FLAT.

- image courtesy BBC

- ALUMINIUM DOG’S “CHILDREN IN NEED” PROMO!

- BLOWJOBS ARE RAPE!

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Man guilty of sexually assaulting unconscious girlfriend

Crown hails precedent for consent despite couple’s history of rough sex” -Ottawacitizen.com

http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/city/story.html?id=8cef83ac-5e99-457b-820b-8cc30168bcZ91

- HVSC http://hvsc.c64.org/

EPISODE 20 - ALL ABOUT DOCTOR WHO EPISODE! NO LIE!

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:16:41 +0000

image courtesy BBC.

- BARRIE TALKS ABOUT THE DOCTOR WHO LOOSE CANNON RECONSTRUCTIONS AND THE ICE WARRIORS!

- HIS DAYS AS A MEMBER OF FOLLOWERS OF RASSILON

- AND A SECRET MESSAGE OUT TO A DOCTOR WHO GIRL!

EPISODE 19 - GUEST CALLER STEVE FROM HAWAII PART 2 OF 2 & BARRIE’S ALUMINIUM DOG ULTIMATUM

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:18:47 +0000

- STEVIE FROM HAWAII CALLS IN (EXCLUSIVE) PART 2 OF 2

- STEVIE DISHES OUT MORE AMAZING HAWAIIAN HAIKUS, HOW TO SCORE WITH WOMEN AND HIS OWN BRAND OF PHILOSOPHY. Why Doctor Who is a mental illness.

- Pete - “If you put women on a pedestal, you might as well learn to love the taste of COCK.”

- Stevie dishes the dirt on Larry…the whipped stupid bastard.

- BARRIE GIVES PETE AN ALUMINIUM DOG ULTIMATUM

EPISODE 18 - GUEST CALLER STEVIE FROM HAWAII PART 1 OF 2 & ALUMINIUM DOG!

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:53:57 +0000

ALOHA FROM HAWAII!

- STEVIE FROM HAWAII CALLS IN (EXCLUSIVE) PART 1 OF 2

- STEVIE TALKS ABOUT HIS DISLIKE FOR DR. WHO, WHY IT’S NOT AS GOOD AS STAR TREK. STEVIE DOES CHIME IN ON HIS FAVOURITE DR. WHO VILLAIN (THIS WILL SURPRISE YOU!!!) - STEVIE TALKS ABOUT LIFE IN HAWAII, SEEING THE CAST/CREW OF “LOST” AND HIS OTHER CELEBRITY FRIENDS

- STEVIE GIVES HIS TWO CENTS ON WHY DOCTOR WHO IS BAD FOR YOUR SEX LIFE.

- ALUMINIUM DOG IS BACK!

EPISODE 17b - DEALING WITH DUMBASS BRITS

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:42:43 +0000

PETE’S ANGRY RANT ON DUMBASSED BRITS AND THEIR IGNORANCE OVER THE BIRTH DEARTH AND AN AGING POPULATION.

THERE WILL NOT BE ENOUGH YOUNG PEOPLE TO LOOK AFTER THE OLD PEOPLE.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST.

THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO THE COMMENTS FROM EPISODE 15: http://drwhobathroomreader.podbean.com/2008/04/18/episode-15-the-commentary/

EPISODE 17 - THE DOG SHIT SITUATION

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:02:16 +0000

OUR FIRST VIDCAST!

It’s a short one, but it covers the bullshit I faced with the moderator of the “Gallifreyan Embassy” and how he deleted my ad and outright banned me even after I complied with all what he asked for (censoring my ad, remouving it, etc). The guy’s a fucking elitist stooge. Fuck ‘em.

EPISODE 16 - LONDON STINKS! - BARRIE & PETE CALLS PODSHOCK!

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:06:21 +0000

http://wwwwakeupamericans-spree.blogspot.com/2008/04/london-stinks-literally.html

IN THIS EXCITING EPISODE!

- LONDON STINKS!

- BARRIE & PETE CALLS DOCTOR WHO PODSHOCK!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/19/london.stink/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

EPISODE 15 - THE COMMENTARY

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:47:59 +0000

THERE IS NO DOCTOR WHO IN THIS EPISODE, IT’S A COMMENTARY ON UK CONFORMISM.

WATCH THIS TRAILER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2IZEzUmA0

EPISODE#14 - FUCKING THE DOG - ALUMINIUM DOG FOR SALE - “THE BITCH BETTER HAUL!”

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:52:30 +0000

EPISODE BREAKDOWN

***NEW SEGMENT ‘FUCKING THE DOG’ WE (BARRIE AND PETE) LISTEN TO THE TIN DOG PODCAST AND GIVE YOU A 2 MINUTE RECAP! WE LISTEN TO THIS SHIT SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO! EPISODE 4.2 ‘FIRES OF POMPEII’*** -

- OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL!

- DR. WHO FANS ARE LIKE DAVROS. SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO THE POINT OF PARALYSIS/PSYCHOSIS. Some age old advice I got from a co-worker “The Bitch Better Haul!”

EPISODE 13 - RECAP ON DR. WHO 4.1 COPIES

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:47:22 +0000

*** BARRIE IS BACK!!! ***

- DOCTOR WHO 4.1 – “Partners In Crime”

DIRECT RIPOFF OF A SEGMENT FROM JOHN CARPENTER’S:

SYNOPSIS: “”Hair” follows Stacy Keach as he gets a botched hair transplant from Rogain that inevitably infests him with an alien parasite”

ALSO IN THIS AMAZING PODCAST!

- TIPS ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE (Don’t do it! - LET THE STAIRS DO IT!)

- GRANDPA GETS MORE TAIL THAN YOU DO!!! STD’S RUNNING RAMPANT IN OLD AGE HOMES!

http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html

- Barrie and Pete talk about marketing/moneymaking ideas (selling Doctor Who Bathroom Reader Thongs).

EPISODE 12: TOO TIRED TO PISS STRAIGHT

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:27:21 +0000

too tired.

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made this quickie podcast, hearing things now.

EPISODE 11 - ALUMINIUM DOG PODCAST! - FORUM POLITICS & BARRIE’S 1996

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:24:39 +0000

IN THIS EPISODE:

- FORUM BULLSHIT (Me promoting the podcast in forums and getting the usual bullshit.

- “The Aluminium Dog Podcast” a new and unique segment with a new host!

- Who is Who? A brief breakdown of the philosophy of Doctor Who and the message behind it (Don’t be like your parents).

- Barrie’s 1996. His recollecting the 1996 McGann Doctor Who broadcast

EPISODE 10 - GUEST CALLER: MR. TORONTO - BARRIE’S DOCTOR WHO PBS FUNDRAISING DAYS

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:55:27 +0000

http://www.letsallhateto.com/

In this episode:

- Reader feedback: I rank the Dr. Who women in terms of spankability.

- GUEST CALLER: Filmmaker Mr. Toronto, who directed/starred in the smash hit documentary: “Let’s all Hate Toronto”

- Deleted clip: Barrie recalling his PBS funraising days (Circa late 80’s). A ‘behind the scenes’ of how those fundraisers were conducted in America.

EPISODE 9 - WE’RE NUMBER FIVE!

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:05:22 +0000

In this epiosde:

- Eulogy for Tin Dog & Kopelke’s Podcasts!

- Deleted clips

- FREE PIZZA!

If you want to be in the next episode of the Doctor Who Bathroom Reader, e-mail: drwhobathroomreader@gmail.com

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EPISODE 8 - LINDSAY’S FEEDBACK - ABYSS

drwhobathroomreader — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:39:31 +0000

EPISODE 8 - LINDSAY’S FEEDBACK - ABYSS

- Lindsay’s (angry) feedback

- commentary on the stupidity of telling women the truth - Appreciation for episode 1 of “The Twin Dilemma” and Colin Baker’s performance vs. Peri

- Barrie’s love advice: dealing with women “Go up not down!” - giving shit to the listeners.

- “Gays have it all figured out”

- Feedback e-mail: drwhobathroomreader@gmail.com

EPISODE 7 - GUEST CALLER LINDSAY 2 OF 2

drwhobathroomreader — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:34:52 +0000

- 2nd part of Doctor Who fan Lindsay’s interview.

- More Eccelston dirt.

- Barrie, our Doctor Who insider dishes up more dirt on Peter Davison

and the broken teacup.

- Barrie gives Lindsay shit over internet piracy.

- Aftermath

EPISODE 6 - GUEST CALLER LINDSAY 1 OF 2

drwhobathroomreader — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:15:24 +0000

Guest Caller Lindsay From Wyoming part 1 of 2

- Geeking out over Torchwood

- Jesus Vs. The Doctor

- Barrie weighs in on his experiences on Torchwood

- The Make a Wish Kid.

EPISODE 5 - LETTERS TO KOPELKE & GAY TRUCKERS

drwhobathroomreader — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:13:28 +0000

Episode Topic:

- Correspondence/E-Mails with Kopelke

- More bitchings over Kopelke Girls and Doctor Who

- Men are better at impersonating women for Doctor Who

Audio Plays (Like Kabuki/Shakespeare).

- Truckers and why they do it with Gay guys who are cheaper (free sex) than Lot Lizards ($5-10) female prostitutes who frequent Trucker stops.

http://www.poz.com/articles/truckers_hiv_us_2157_14043.shtml

“Homosexual encounters are also common. “A lot of these guys at home are straight, but they have sex with men on the road,” Anderson says. “They have access to communities they can’t find at home. And, they don’t have to account for their time to the wife.” And straight or gay, “their bodies aren’t in such great shape anymore; they are hungry to get any human touch, so they engage in risky behaviors.”

EPISODE 4.5 - WAITING IN LINE FOR KOPELKE

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:16:43 +0000

EPISODE 4 - GAYISM, KOPELKE AND ARABS

drwhobathroomreader — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:24:57 +0000

MATTHEW KOPELKE = SCUM

We talk smack about Puke boy and rail about the Gayism in Dr. Who.

More on the 1996 Doctor Who film and Islam overtaking Britain.

THIS EPISODE IS FART FREE!!!

EPISODE 3 - Of Lions and Loins.

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:03:15 +0000

Topic: Hemorrhoids, A girl who’s a Doctor Who attention Whore, Lions killing baby cubs/cuckoo birds.

This link is discussed in this podcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZRw0IYdf3g

EPISODE 2 - ELIZABETH SLADEN - ‘WORKING THE STREETS’

drwhobathroomreader — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:52:12 +0000

EPISODE 2 - ELIZABETH SLADEN - ‘WORKING THE STREETS’

*** DO NOT LISTEN ***

Aftermath of Episode 1

drwhobathroomreader — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:12:28 +0000

This is the conversation that took place AFTER a 40 minute podcast show.

I decided to post this, but not the actual show we did (it sucked).

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